A
Conversation Among Philosophers
Part
2
Happiness
In
a hypothetical time, Karl Marx, Boethius, Jeremy Bentham and Jean-Paul Sartre
discuss what happiness is and how it can be achieved.
Karl Marx: Happiness is very
hard to achieve in today’s society. I think the only structure that can ensure
everyone can achieve happiness is communism. I am an egalitarian, so I think if
everyone is treated equally we will all achieve happiness. Community and
cooperation will make life easier and there will be no class struggle.
Jeremy Bentham: Equality
will not lead everyone to happiness. The only true way to be happy is to follow
my Greatest Happiness Principle. All you need to do is achieve the most pleasure
with the least amount of pain at whatever cost. You can calculate the happiness
quantity of something with the Felicific Calculus.
Boethius: What is that? It
sounds complicated. I don’t like math.
Jeremy Bentham: It’s really quite simple. All you need to do
is determine how much pleasure something will give, how intense the pleasure
is, how long it will last and if it will lead to more pleasures. Then subtract
any pain caused by your actions and you will get a happiness value.
Jean-Paul Sartre: You seem
to have a good point, Bentham. I think we should also remember that we are
fully in control of our feelings. Therefore, if we want to be happy then we are
responsible for feeling that way. We are in control of ourselves.
Boethius: Lady Philosophy
told me that true happiness can only come from inside. Happiness is a state of
mind. Riches, power and honor are worthless because they come and go. I find my
happiness through God.
Boethius sounds like kind of a goofball here. I'm not sure he didn't like math, given his admiration for Plato (who sought geometric perfection as the template of human happiness). And I don't think Sartre was a fan of English utilitarianism.
ReplyDeleteBut never mind, this would be a fun conversation to eavesdrop on. Did all these guys mean the same thing by happiness, or equally value its importance? I'd like to ask them.