So, here’s my idea for my midterm project. It’s a three-part
spin off, in the form of blog posting, of the television show Deadliest
Warrior. I’ll call it Deadliest Philosopher. I’ll follow the format of
the show by listing off attributes of two philosophers and then put them head
to head in a philosophical battle at the end to determine which philosopher had
the sturdiest ideas, obviously in my own opinion. This philosophical battle may
come as a debate on a subject, a look at how each philosopher may handle the
same situation, or anything sort of environment I come up with that is tailored
appropriately to the subject matter and the specialties of the competitors.
Socrates vs. Anne
Phillips
(Deep Logic vs. Ethics)
Firstly,
let’s look at each subject’s accomplishments and credibility. Anne Phillips is
a Professor of Political and Gender Theory at the LSE Gender Institute of which
she is Director of, and is also the Graham Wallace Professor of Political
Science in the Department of Government. She also co-won the American Political
Science Association's Victoria Schuck Award for Best Book on Women and Politics
published in 1991. In addition, she has published a number of books and
articles, usually concerning equality rights and/or multiculturalism. Socrates,
as we all know, is very accomplished intellectually. However, he may not be
entirely real, so that does hurt his credibility a bit. But, I don’t think
Plato was smart enough to come up with a Socrates to put in his books and there
are many other accounts of his existence and inquisitiveness (apparently,
Little History made it seem that way), so I’m going to assume he and his
philosophy were entirely existent. Socrates was also a Professor, in a certain
sense, and his name has lived on for over 2,000 years.
Anne Phillips strives for our
generation to understand each other in terms of culture across the globe. She
wants people to look outside their comfort zones to live harmoniously with
others, while at the same time understanding that “monoculturalism is
inequitable, it’s oppressive, it’s coercive.” She doesn’t want the action of
understanding to become the action of everyone molding into the same culture.
She also is strongly opposed to social actions that cause harm to people and
actions that treat certain groups, especially women, unfairly or inferiorly.
Socrates had a simpler goal, question everything to
understand our mental boundaries and the truth of our nature.
Here is the showdown:
Setting – Fifth-Century Athens (an Athens that speaks modern
English, by the way)
Anne Phillips awakens on a stone slab with an aching back
and confused mind. She has as little of an idea of how she got there as
Socrates has of how a strangely dressed woman appeared in his guest bedroom.
They remain calm, but completely disoriented…
Anne: I have no idea where I am.
Socrates: Then I will show you.
The pair step outside, and walk through the streets of
Athens…
Anne: I’ve only seen this place in paintings before. It’s
very nice but why are those people in chains? Do you and your people not
recognize that injustice?
Socrates: Who are you to claim the knowledge of justice?
Anne: Everyone knows the difference between right and wrong.
Socrates: Everyone?
Anne: Yes…
Socrates: Suppose a man had committed a crime and his
actions were being judged. Would you feel confident that a jury of children
could sentence him appropriately, since apparently everyone, including a child,
knows the difference between right and wrong?
Anne: Well, no. Perhaps not everyone knows the difference, only adults of able mind. I should
have been clearer.
Socrates: I agree. Now, what is the difference between an
adult and a child?
Anne: A child has experienced so little. He is without an
able mind when it comes to judgment.
Socrates: How does one acquire an able mind?
Anne: A child tends to develop one after maturity through
experience and proper guidance.
Socrates: Your statement is as flimsy as the twig of an
olive tree. Were we not once children, and do you not still have many years yet
to live? You telling an old man that you possess an able mind is the same as a
child telling a middle-aged adult that he possesses an able mind. My point is
that we will always have more to learn, in fact, we practically know nothing.
And you imply that you are capable of knowing the difference between right and
wrong, even though you’ve only experienced it for a mere 60 years.
Winner : Socrates
Now, for your enjoyment, a clip of the show to watch if you have the time.
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Works Referenced
Warburton, Nigel. A
Little History of Philosophy. New Haven: Yale University Press
2011.
Print.
Edmonds, David, and Nigel Warburton. Philosophy Bites. New York: Oxford
University
Press Inc. 2012. Print.
http://www2.lse.ac.uk/genderInstitute/whosWho/profiles/aPhillips.aspx
HAHAHA this is great. I love that show
ReplyDeleteLogan, this is awesome.
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